uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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