Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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