can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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