And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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