how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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