How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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