And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
