As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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