i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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