WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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