I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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