did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
