It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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