they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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