i jhust puked up my retainher.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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