Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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