Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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