I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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