i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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