Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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