Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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