It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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