Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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