David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
my poor anus
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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