: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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