dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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