I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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