actually, I'm a sock model
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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