Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Randomize
