ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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