he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We left an ass print on the piano.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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