I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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