You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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