she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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