We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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