Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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