Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I'm passing your future prison.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
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