Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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