Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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