i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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