I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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