dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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