You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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