He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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