Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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