I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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