Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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