physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
People in love make me want to vomit
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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