dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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