Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize