she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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