What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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