Dual....:-)
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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