i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
FUCK WHALES
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