Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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