i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
