I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I met the friendliest cop last night
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
