Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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